My own gutter helmet

I am currently barreling at top speed through suburban kansas city in a shuttle van. The driver of this van insists upon blaring Rush Limbaugh at extreme volume. So you thought business travel was glamorous? Uh, no.
Peppered throughout this program are ads for products meant to appeal to the people who live in these midwestern splitlevel homes that are flying past me. I wish I had my own gutter helmet right now. I would put it over my ears and listen to the tinny sweet rain.

Rush, you just simmer down!
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