You'd Write About Me If I Were A Shoe, he said

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Ian, you are my favorite shoe. You go with everything - from jeans to formalwear. You are so comfortable and supportive. You are CFM pumps and trusty runners. There is room to grow in the toe. You don't give me blisters & when I wear you I feel good about myself. You are HOT. I love you so much.

Congratulations, Baby! You did it!